AFL Round Review: Round 1 in Haiku

So, Haiku are normally about the seasons (or at least that’s what Wikipedia tells me). The footy season counts, right?

Whatever! Here goes anyway…

 

Carlton vs Richmond

 

An explosive start

but Blue dreams died with Daisy;

Kamdyn came to play.

 

Melbourne vs Gold Coast

 

Seven new faces

help the Dees break a hoodoo

on Ablett’s bad day.

 

Sydney vs Essendon

 

Unseen for some time,

the Swans won just one quarter

to get the four points.

 

Brisbane vs Collingwood

 

The Lions were Rocked

as the Pies took possession

– of the ball, that is.

 

Western Bulldogs vs West Coast

 

The result was clear:

the Yanks call it a Brown out

and Dogs love to run.

 

Saint Kilda vs GWS

 

Nick fought like Maddie

but was hit from behind

as the Saints succumbed.

 

Adelaide vs North Melbourne

 

The Kangas put in

an “insipid performance”

– Tex had a day out!

 

Fremantle vs Port Adelaide

 

Fit, fast, ferocious.

Two teams that are finals bound

fought to the finish.

 

Hawthorn vs Geelong

 

The only question

after that Cat-astrophe;

back-to-back-back?

 

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